B\u016fh mi\nodpus\u0165 moj\u00ed vinu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
kdy\u017e naz\u00fdv\u00e1m\nlihovinu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
vodkou,\npivem\u2026a d\u00e1l nev\u00edm<\/p>\n\n\n\n
a ne jenom\npovzbuzen\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prav\u00e1 jm\u00e9na\nv\u011bc\u00ed dnes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
po nich\nne\u0161t\u011bkl by pes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kdo si to\ndneska dovol\u00ed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ten m\u016f\u017ee\nschytat cokoli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sly\u0161et\ncht\u011bj\u00ed v\u0161ichni jen<\/p>\n\n\n\n
eufemistick\u00fd\nvjem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Slov\u00ed\u010dka\u0159it\nnad to nen\u00ed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
v\u017edy to bud\u00ed\npozdvi\u017een\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pracujete\njako slu\u017eka?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No dovolte,\nco za sn\u016f\u0161ka<\/p>\n\n\n\n
l\u017e\u00ed se kolem\nnese?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
J\u00e1 jsem\nau-pair, p\u0159ece!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dluhy? To je\nsprost\u00e9 slovo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
hypot\u00e9ka zn\u00ed\nv\u0161ak l\u00edp,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
stejn\u011b jako\nrozkr\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
se za pomoc\num\u00ed skr\u00fdt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A kdo nem\u00e1\np\u0159\u00edbuzenstvo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
po kter\u00e9m by\nd\u011bdil,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ten holt\nmus\u00ed p\u0159estat kr\u00e1st,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
by\u0165 by ho\nprst sv\u011bdil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kdy\u017e jsi\nnamol, tak se neboj,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
schovej to\nza infekci,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
spole\u010dnost\nti r\u00e1da dod\u00e1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
argument\u016f\ninjekci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A kdy\u017e u\u017e\njsme u jazyka<\/p>\n\n\n\n
peprnosti\nnen\u00ed dost<\/p>\n\n\n\n
pou\u017e\u00edvat\nvulgarismy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
to je dneska\nryz\u00ed skvost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u017edy\u0165 jsou\np\u0159ece ve slovn\u00edku<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jsou snad\nproto \u0161patn\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Slova byly,\njsou a mohou<\/p>\n\n\n\n
b\u00fdti v\u017edycky\nvratn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
J\u00e1 jsem j\u00e1 a\nmus\u00edte m\u011b takov\u00e9ho br\u00e1t,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jinak se v\u00e1m\nm\u016f\u017eu leda z hloubi du\u0161e sm\u00e1t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kv\u016fli v\u00e1m se\nj\u00e1 nehodl\u00e1m te\u010f narychlo m\u011bnit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chce\u0161\nzapadnout? M\u00edt se dob\u0159e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pak se mus\u00ed\u0161\nzm\u011bnit<\/p>\n\n\n\n
dle obrazu\nspole\u010dnosti, nevy\u010dn\u00edvat z davu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jinak ti on\nihned setne tu tvou tvrdou hlavu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To by hr\u00e1lo,\naby si tu n\u011bkdo hr\u00e1l na niv\u00f3,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ke \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed tu\n\u010cech\u016fm sta\u010d\u00ed sprost\u00fd vtip a pivo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
B\u016fh mi odpus\u0165 moj\u00ed vinu, kdy\u017e naz\u00fdv\u00e1m lihovinu vodkou, pivem\u2026a d\u00e1l nev\u00edm a ne jenom povzbuzen\u00edm. Prav\u00e1 jm\u00e9na v\u011bc\u00ed dnes po nich ne\u0161t\u011bkl by pes. Kdo [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-versiky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":500,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}