Legr\u00e1ckov\nbylo mal\u00e9, ale p\u011bkn\u00e9 m\u011bste\u010dko, kde \u017eila spousta legra\u010dn\u00edch ale tak\u00e9 zlomysln\u00fdch\n\u010dlov\u00ed\u010dk\u016f. Nejlegra\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ze v\u0161ech byl ov\u0161em pan starosta. Byl to mal\u00fd\n\u010dernovlas\u00fd mu\u017e\u00ed\u010dek s velk\u00fdm kn\u00edrem a \u0161irok\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem. Ostatn\u00ed, mu \u0159\u00edkali Pupkolez,\nproto\u017ee mu z ko\u0161ile, kterou m\u011bl velmi t\u011bsnou, vykukovalo jeho ohromn\u00e9\nstarostovsk\u00e9 b\u0159icho. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pan starosta\nbyl ale \u0161pr\u00fdma\u0159 a s\u00e1m se t\u00e9 p\u0159ezd\u00edvce sm\u00e1l. Jeho velk\u00e9 b\u0159icho se mu n\u011bkdy tak\u00e9\nhodilo. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, kdy\u017e m\u011bli na radnici sch\u016fzi a radn\u00ed si vypr\u00e1v\u011bli vtipy. To\nse pak sm\u00e1li, a\u017e se za b\u0159icha popadali a nemohli se zastavit. V tu chv\u00edli si\npan starosta v\u017edycky popl\u00e1cal po b\u0159i\u0161e a v s\u00edni to tak zadun\u011blo, \u017ee se\nv\u0161ichni radn\u00ed op\u011bt zti\u0161ili. Ov\u0161em do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e zas n\u011bkter\u00fd za\u010dal vypr\u00e1v\u011bt\nt\u0159eba o tom, jak star\u00e1 F\u00edkov\u00e1 zase prod\u00e1vala na trhu na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed lahve se\nsv\u011bcenou vodou, ve kter\u00fdch m\u011bla ale ve skute\u010dnosti tu nejkvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1lenku. Sch\u016fze\nna radnici byly v\u017edycky pln\u00e9 legrace a pan starosta, nejlegra\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed mu\u017e\u00ed\u010dek ze\nv\u0161ech, v\u017edycky dos\u00e1hl toho, \u017ee v\u0161ichni radn\u00ed odch\u00e1zeli nejen s dobrou\nn\u00e1ladou, ale tak\u00e9 s nebezpe\u010dn\u011b zlomysln\u00fdmi n\u00e1pady. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jednou tak\nzase sch\u016fzovali a tu starosta pov\u00edd\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMoji mil\u00ed\nradn\u00ed, je na\u010dase, abychom si zase ve m\u011bst\u011b u\u017eili trochu legrace. Navrhuji,\nabychom zase jednou p\u011bkn\u011b vypekli na\u0161e obyvatele.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Radn\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed\nbyli pro ka\u017edou \u0161patnost, n\u00e1vrh p\u0159ijali s nad\u0161en\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMohli\nbychom t\u0159eba nat\u0159\u00edt v\u0161echny lavi\u010dky v m\u011bste\u010dku medem\u201c \u0159ekl radn\u00ed\nLehcenabyl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNebo rozhlasem\nvyhl\u00e1s\u00edme, \u017ee se hled\u00e1 n\u011bkdo, kdo by vystoupil na m\u011bstsk\u00e9 slavnosti a zazp\u00edval\nby. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b vybereme n\u011bkoho, kdo by zp\u00edval nejfale\u0161n\u011bji\u201c p\u0159ihodil radn\u00ed Snadnopozbyl.\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A pak se\nk nim postupn\u011b p\u0159idalo v\u0161ech deset radn\u00edch a ka\u017ed\u00fd h\u00fd\u0159il n\u00e1pady, co by\nmohli zase lidem prov\u00e9st. Kdy\u017e u\u017e se v s\u00edni nedalo sly\u0161et vlastn\u00edho slova,\npoklepal si starosta op\u011bt na b\u0159icho a pov\u00edd\u00e1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eM\u00e1m skv\u011bl\u00fd\nn\u00e1pad. Rozhl\u00e1s\u00edme po m\u011bst\u011b, \u017ee na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu p\u0159ijede ministr z Gr\u00f3nska, aby\nn\u00e1m zah\u00e1jil na\u0161i Letn\u00ed sl\u00edvovou slavnost. Ve skute\u010dnosti ale navle\u010deme do obleku\nn\u011bjak\u00e9ho psa a budeme se k n\u011bmu chovat tak, jako by to byl pan ministr. To\nbude legrace, a\u017e uvid\u00edme ty p\u0159ekvapen\u00e9 obli\u010deje. T\u0159eba n\u00e1m na tu lest i n\u011bkdo\nsko\u010d\u00ed!\u201c zasm\u00e1l se starosta a ostatn\u00ed radn\u00ed propukli v nad\u0161en\u00fd sm\u00edch a\nj\u00e1sot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMoje teta\nm\u00e1 takov\u00e9ho velk\u00e9ho buldoka, kter\u00fd z d\u00e1lky vypad\u00e1 jako nazloben\u00fd chl\u00e1pek\u201c \u0159ekl\nradn\u00ed Pe\u010d\u00ednka, kter\u00fd byl tak\u00e9 p\u011bkn\u011b vype\u010den\u00fd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eA j\u00e1 se\npostar\u00e1m o oblek\u201c dodal rychle radn\u00ed Fusakle, kter\u00fd si doma vedl ze z\u00e1liby\nkrej\u010dovskou d\u00edlnu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMus\u00edme taky\nobjednat ko\u010d\u00e1r bez st\u0159echy, aby lidi psa hned nepoznali po ch\u016fzi. Hezky ho\nusad\u00edme mezi n\u00e1s a budeme pozorovat, co na to ostatn\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTo je\n\u00fachvatn\u00e9\u201c volali radn\u00ed. V\u0161ichni u\u017e se nemohli do\u010dkat, a\u017e onen den nastane. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jak si\n\u0159ekli, tak tak\u00e9 ud\u011blali. V m\u011bste\u010dku u\u017e t\u00fdden p\u0159edem visely plak\u00e1tky, \u017ee p\u0159ijede\ngr\u00f3nsk\u00fd ministr a aby v\u0161ichni tu vz\u00e1cnou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu p\u0159i\u0161li \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b p\u0159iv\u00edtat. V pek\u00e1rn\u00e1ch\nse pekly \u0161vestkov\u00e9 kol\u00e1\u010de, a\u017e to v\u0161em kroutilo nosem, v \u0159eznictv\u00ed se\nkr\u00e1jela ta nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u0161unka a v ka\u017ed\u00e9m dome\u010dku se p\u0159ipravovala n\u011bjak\u00e1\ndobr\u016ftka, aby se pak dva dny mohlo p\u011bkn\u011b slavit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sobotn\u00edho\nr\u00e1na se radn\u00ed op\u011bt se\u0161li na radnici. Pe\u010d\u00ednka\np\u0159ivedl buldoka sv\u00e9 tety a Fusakle zase oblek \u0161it\u00fd psovi na m\u00edru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chv\u00edli sice\ntrvalo, ne\u017e psa do obleku nasoukali, ale za mal\u00fd \u0161unkov\u00fd \u00faplatek se jim to\nnakonec poda\u0159ilo. Kdy\u017e pak psovi je\u0161t\u011b nasadili klobou\u010dek a nalepili kn\u00edr,\nmohli se radn\u00ed se starostou sm\u00edchy udusit. Vy\u010d\u00edtav\u00fd ps\u00ed pohled pak u\u017e mluvil za\nv\u0161e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ko\u010d\u00e1r u\u017e st\u00e1l\nna radni\u010dn\u00edm n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed a dva radn\u00ed hl\u00eddali br\u00e1nu, aby je n\u00e1hodou n\u011bjak\u00fd zv\u011bdavec,\nkter\u00fd by \u0161el kolem, nezahl\u00e9dl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rychle\nusadili psa do ko\u010d\u00e1ru. Pan starosta se posadil po jeho levici a radn\u00ed Pe\u010d\u00ednka\npo pravici. Pak si p\u0159isedlo je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r radn\u00edch a ostatn\u00ed se se\u0159adili za ko\u010d\u00e1rem.\nKdy\u017e bylo v\u0161echno p\u0159ipraveno, vyjeli. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed\nbylo narv\u00e1no k prasknut\u00ed. V\u0161ude to von\u011blo, a\u017e se sb\u00edhaly sliny a kam jen\noko dohl\u00e9dlo, byly postaven\u00e9 st\u00e1nky s \u010derstv\u00fdm pe\u010divem, kol\u00e1\u010di, s\u00fdry a\nnejv\u00edc st\u00e1nk\u016f tady bylo s dom\u00e1c\u00edmi uzeninami a obrovsk\u00fdmi \u0161vestkami, na kter\u00e9\nbyli obyvatele Legr\u00e1ckova pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b hrd\u00ed. I proto se ka\u017ed\u00fd rok slavila Letn\u00ed\nsl\u00edvov\u00e1 slavnost, kter\u00e1 byla zn\u00e1m\u00e1 \u0161iroko daleko. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na\nn\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed\u010dku bylo postaveno tak\u00e9 mal\u00e9 p\u00f3dium s \u017eidlemi pro starostu, radn\u00ed a tak\u00e9\nslavn\u011b o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e9ho ministra. V\u0161ichni u\u017e nedo\u010dkav\u011b p\u0159e\u0161lapovali a vyhl\u00ed\u017eeli\nsm\u011brem k radnici, kdy uvid\u00ed pr\u016fvod. Tu se br\u00e1na radnice slavnostn\u011b otev\u0159ela\na muzikanti na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed za\u010dali hr\u00e1t sl\u00edvov\u00fd pochod, kter\u00fd slo\u017eil nejstar\u0161\u00ed\nobyvatel m\u011bste\u010dka pan Mrtvolka, kter\u00fd zvesela tleskal do rytmu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ministr-pes\nm\u011bl kolem krku uv\u00e1zanou tmav\u011b modrou kravatu a pod oble\u010dkem se mu skv\u011bla b\u00edl\u00e1\nko\u0161ile, kter\u00e1 u\u017e byla i za tu chvilku p\u011bkn\u011b poslintan\u00e1. Starosta vid\u011bl, jak\nobyvatel\u016fm spadla brada, kdy\u017e \u201agr\u00f3nsk\u00e9ho ministra spat\u0159ili\u2018. Obyvatel\u00e9\nLegr\u00e1ckova nev\u011bd\u011bli, jestli se maj\u00ed sm\u00e1t, nebo ne, ale kdy\u017e se pod\u00edvali na\nstarostovu tv\u00e1\u0159, bylo jim jasn\u00e9, \u017ee o \u017e\u00e1dnou legraci nejde. Kdy\u017e cel\u00e9 proces\u00ed\nvystoupilo na p\u00f3dium a radn\u00ed se usadili na \u017eidle, p\u0159istoupil starosta k \u0159e\u010dnick\u00e9mu\npultu a promluvil:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMoji mil\u00ed spoluob\u010dan\u00e9,\nje mi ct\u00ed, \u017ee mohu mezi n\u00e1mi p\u0159iv\u00edtat pana ministra, kter\u00fd k n\u00e1m v\u00e1\u017eili\ndalekou cestu a\u017e z ledov\u00e9ho Gr\u00f3nska. Pros\u00edm pana ministra, aby n\u00e1m \u0159ekl\np\u00e1r slov\u201c a po t\u011bch slovech se obr\u00e1til na psa a dal mu znamen\u00ed, aby p\u0159i\u0161el\nk n\u011bmu. Pes na n\u011bj chv\u00edli z\u00edral, ale pak sesko\u010dil ze \u017eidle a postavil se\nvedle starosty na zadn\u00ed a op\u0159el packy o \u0159e\u010dnick\u00fd pult, kde u\u017e m\u011bl p\u0159ipravenou vo\u0148avou\nmasnou odm\u011bnu. Jakmile kousek uzen\u00e9ho spolkl, dlouze zak\u0148u\u010del a pod\u00edval se na\nstarostu ps\u00edma o\u010dima s \u017e\u00e1dost\u00ed o dal\u0161\u00ed kousek. Starosta si nato\u010dil\nmikrofon k sob\u011b a \u0159ekl:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201ePan ministr\nV\u00e1s v\u0161echny v\u00edt\u00e1 a je mu pot\u011b\u0161en\u00edm zah\u00e1jit na\u0161i Letn\u00ed sl\u00edvovou slavnost.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201ePan ministr tak\u00e9 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee byste se nikdy\nnem\u011bli chovat jako psi a m\u00edt se r\u00e1di!\u201c pokra\u010doval vype\u010den\u00fd starosta. Radn\u00edm u\u017e\nale cukaly od sm\u00edchu kn\u00edry. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kdy\u017e\nobyvatel\u00e9 Legr\u00e1ckova vid\u011bli, \u017ee se starosta st\u00e1le tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, za\u010dali opravdu\nv\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee p\u0159evle\u010den\u00fd pes je opravdu ministrem z Gr\u00f3nska a \u017ee sychrav\u00e9\npo\u010das\u00ed a krut\u00fd \u017eivot v ledov\u00e9 zemi mu trochu pozm\u011bnili vzhled. K\u0148u\u010d\u00edc\u00edmu\npsovi tedy v\u011bnovali za jeho projev dlouh\u00fd a uznal\u00fd potlesk. Starost\u016fv poveden\u00fd\nvt\u00edpek by nakonec tedy p\u0159ece jen vy\u0161el, neb\u00fdt st\u00e1nku s lahodn\u011b von\u00edc\u00edmi\nuzeninami, kter\u00fd byl postaven\u00fd ihned pod p\u00f3diem. Jitrnice a jelita v n\u011bm\ntak von\u011bla, \u017ee jeho ps\u00ed nenasytn\u00e1 hlava byla celou dobu naklon\u011bna jeho sm\u011brem. Starosta\nPupkolez cht\u011bl pr\u00e1v\u011b psa po\u017e\u00e1dat, aby se k n\u011b\u010demu op\u011bt vyj\u00e1d\u0159il, ale\nv tu chv\u00edli zav\u00e1la do ps\u00edho \u010dum\u00e1ku tak aromatick\u00fd v\u00edtr, \u017ee gr\u00f3nsk\u00fd ministr\nvzty\u010dil ocas a oblek neoblek se legra\u010dn\u011b vrhl na st\u00e1nek s uzeninami. Ne\u017e\nmohl starosta otev\u0159\u00edt pusu, byly v\u0161echny jitrnice i jelita fu\u010d a \u0159ezn\u00edk Klob\u00e1ska\nse s hr\u016fzou v o\u010d\u00edch d\u00edval na tu spou\u0161\u0165. Kdy\u017e si lid\u00e9 na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed\nkone\u010dn\u011b uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee si z nich starosta vyst\u0159elil, cel\u00ed brun\u00e1tn\u00ed za\u010dali\nnad\u00e1vat a nakonec se strhla takov\u00e1 mela, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00e9ho bil hlava nehlava.\nStarosta s radn\u00edmi se ani nesna\u017eili do rva\u010dky vstupovat, proto\u017ee zat\u00edm\nst\u00e1li mimo d\u011bn\u00ed na p\u00f3diu, kde mohli cel\u00e9 ti divadlo bez \u00fajmy sledovat. M\u011bli z toho\nv\u0161eho ohromnou legraci, av\u0161ak do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e starostovi na hlav\u011b p\u0159ist\u00e1l tepl\u00fd\ntvarohov\u00fd kol\u00e1\u010d. Toto si samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nemohl nechat l\u00edbit a tak sesko\u010dil\nz p\u00f3dia a za\u010dal po lidech h\u00e1zet velk\u00e9 slavnostn\u00ed sl\u00edvy, kter\u00e9 byly v\u0161ude\nkr\u00e1sn\u011b naaran\u017eov\u00e1ny. Zanedlouho vypadalo cel\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed jako velk\u00e1 povidlov\u00e1 d\u00ed\u017e.\nRva\u010dka by pokra\u010dovala je\u0161t\u011b asi hodn\u011b dlouho, kdyby se na obloze neobjevily\n\u010dern\u00e9 mraky a neza\u010dalo pr\u0161et. V\u0161ichni se proto rad\u011bji rozb\u011bhli do sv\u00fdch domov\u016f\na byli r\u00e1di, \u017ee maj\u00ed letos Sl\u00edvovou slavnost za sebou. Nejv\u00edc r\u00e1d byl ale pan\nstarosta, kter\u00fd si uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee to s tou legrac\u00ed p\u0159ece jen trochu p\u0159ehnal.\nPoklepal si na sv\u00e9 velk\u00e9 b\u0159icho a zaduman\u011b si p\u0159\u00edsahal, \u017ee se v\u0161emi \u017eert\u00edky\nnadobro skon\u010dil. Jen\u017ee pak se sv\u00fdm my\u0161lenk\u00e1m zasm\u00e1l, proto\u017ee se mu v hlav\u011b\nzrodil dal\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1pad, jak by si z lid\u00ed vyst\u0159elil. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Legr\u00e1ckov bylo mal\u00e9, ale p\u011bkn\u00e9 m\u011bste\u010dko, kde \u017eila spousta legra\u010dn\u00edch ale tak\u00e9 zlomysln\u00fdch \u010dlov\u00ed\u010dk\u016f. Nejlegra\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ze v\u0161ech byl ov\u0161em pan starosta. Byl to mal\u00fd \u010dernovlas\u00fd mu\u017e\u00ed\u010dek [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-pribehy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":412,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marketasmalcova.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}